Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!
by Giggles88 January 20, 2009
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by Honey Do July 24, 2011
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A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
by chumpguy December 31, 2013
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by XOteric March 14, 2010
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Get the double condom mug.A necessary evil for most relationships, an uncomfortable, awkward device designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and std's. Easier to operate for the less physically endowed male. Various sizes are misleading as none of them work perfectly for certain men as they all are of a tight fitting nature. The pill is a better alternative in a proper trusting relationship where you are sure about your partner's history. Causes many men to lose feeling/sensation especially later in life. Often a cause of friction in relationships as some women dont show a lot of sympathy or understanding of the fact that these objects are fiddly, kill the passion and reduce pleasure, and often wouldnt consider for one moment using a female version. However, if you are a player, dont muck about, bite the bullet and use the thing. We know it's crap but its the best of a bad bunch. Awaiting better invention
'i have a condom''do I have to put this thing on...its like wearing my mac in a bath?'
'this condom is so tight, I cant feel a thing? Aw bollocks, it's gone again!'
'this condom is so tight, I cant feel a thing? Aw bollocks, it's gone again!'
by Ricohard May 5, 2009
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