When you urinate on your feces making a pungent warm liquid, usually filtered through sweaty undergarments.
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Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.
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My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
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My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
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