clown teacher

A person who feels the need to instruct others how to perform better at something, despite lacking the background to do so or the ability to translate their knowledge effectively so people actually learn something. A clown teacher is often unaware of how much they are unappreciated and/or disliked.

Mark: "Mr. Gobs failed me again. I pay attention in class but I guess he's not teaching us well enough."

Ryan: "Don't worry about him man. He's a clown teacher. Nobody learns anything from him."

by KevinElevin March 12, 2008

clown pelvis

End result after a girl, wearing WAY too much makeup, gives you head.

I had to scrub my shit for hours after that girl licked me up..I had a mean clown pelvis.

by tbrillz December 8, 2010

Clown Lesbian

A lesbian who falls for a straight girl

Person: I love her so much, but she’s straight. Ugh! I’m a fucking clown lesbian

by Don’tAsk5 November 30, 2019

Clown Repellent

A chemical mixture made by an elite team of scientists that has the ability to force anyone with clown tendencies to instantly die

Omg Maxine is such a clown *Sprays clown repellent in maxines eyes*

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

Clown KINK

when you have a sexual or non sexual attraction to anytype of clown,jester or joker. WE DONT BLAME YOU. THIS IS COMPLEX.

"Wow, Sarah likes Hisoka and a bunch of other clowns right Travis?"
"She has a clown kink dumb ass."

by rat watching the sunset March 11, 2021

clown butt

Person who has an unusually large and comical looking ass coupled with wide hips, especially if they have a normal upper body and thin waist. Mostly seen on women.
Clown butt is NOT badonkadonk because clown butt does not appeal to ass lovers.

Man, she's got major clown butt.

by Rick Cain December 29, 2007

Clown hunting

Clown hunting is when you go out with the lads and hunt down some creepy cunts, also known as cunting

Yo lads wanna go clown hunting these dicks are getting on my tits

by Liam Byrne October 8, 2016