Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
by Chong270 August 21, 2019
Get the Chongmug. 
by AngryFarmerz October 7, 2022
Get the ching chongmug. During oral sex, when a female licks a man’s testicles with her tongue resulting in a euphoric and pleasurable sensation. Obtaining such is described by many as one of the pinnacle moments in a man’s early upbringing.
Bob: bro Rachel sucked the skin of my d*ck last night!
Andrew: Did you get a dirty Ching-chong?
Bob: nah she just sucked me off fr.
Andrew: fucking pussy! You ain’t a G if you never got a dirty Ching-chong.
Andrew: Did you get a dirty Ching-chong?
Bob: nah she just sucked me off fr.
Andrew: fucking pussy! You ain’t a G if you never got a dirty Ching-chong.
by Dirtychingchonglover46 May 25, 2022
Get the Dirty Ching-chongmug. Look at that stupid Ching-Chong!
by Lsufan202099 January 8, 2025
Get the Ching-Chongmug. whusinghao
by michigunnermilitant'ed January 27, 2024
Get the DING DONG CHING CHONGmug. A wack ass Asian kid from the sewage that the ninja turtles came from and he can’t see through his eyes cus they’re as small as his dic-... he’s pretty short but he’s a good friend.
by Yung MC November 29, 2019
Get the Zingy Ching Chongmug.