by Megdoe October 19, 2021
Get the Chong mug.A squinty eyed asianigga that will eat your pets and hates niggas and crackas and will whip ur brown mexicant ass
by buttfart33 October 9, 2025
Get the Ching chong chink boy mug.The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cuey mug.A song designed for, or perfect for listening too while you're chonged, often with lots of bass or echoing sound effects.
by Trippance McKenna February 3, 2021
Get the chong song mug.Refers to the act of going for a "chong" aka going outside to waste time / have a smoke / spark a joint / dance around.
Also can be used to refer to someone else in a derogatory manner.
Also can be used to refer to someone else in a derogatory manner.
by chongmiester October 19, 2022
Get the chong mug.A racist word used to define a Chinese person. it's used whenever a Chinese or asian looking person walks along the street
by Keilwo April 25, 2023
Get the Ching Chong mug.A gifted boy , genius and excellent in both academic & extra curricular activities. Handsome , attractive , easy-going ,boy crush , hardworking
Friends are comfortable by being around him
Friends are comfortable by being around him
by iamcoolsavage November 23, 2021
Get the Chong Yu Wei mug.