crippler

a severly dissatisfactory state of affairs.

What a crippler! I've got no money left!

by jiggawatt129 May 9, 2003

chipper jones

overrated baseball player. still good, but not as good as people say he is.

no example for now or ever

by Adrian December 12, 2004

Cripples

This bee-yatch is the librarian of a well known school (which isn't very well known at all, actually).

She can commonly be found looking for little kiddies to give rows and also in the cupboard with Mr. Cripples.

(Afro Chicken #3)

AFRO CRIPPLES!

Wooooooooooooooo?

by Yer ma February 3, 2005

Chippsed

To massively fail so horribly that society completely rejects you existence

Kyle: "Dude Jake, i got a -1000% on that test"
Jake: "Wow man, you completely chippsed it"

by pwnerofgerman2 April 23, 2009

Chipped

When you leave your dick in and she is screaming at you to pull out. Similar to leaving your credit card with the chip in the machine and it beeps for you to pull out/remove card.

I chipped Sally last night. haha

by TacoCatTacoCat October 26, 2017

Cripple-walk

1. A variant of the crip-walk in which the one that is walking does it in a cripple-like fashion.

2. A type of walk that stems down to the days of National Honors Society Class of 2007. It was just a regular day when a fellow tried to do a sharp army turn during the Induction Ceremony practice. In this quick maneuver, the fellow tripped and continued to shuffle his feet in a cripple-walk fashion. His friends watched in awe as he executed the cool move. Thus the Cripple-walk was born.

Hibatchi secretly did the Cripple-walk during the induction ceremony practice and was praised by Yodali for calming her nerves.

by Amacasa July 23, 2007

Nipple Cripple

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.

We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.

by TMMJ December 9, 2008