A trick in which you ask someone if they want Chinese highlights and you run your toes through their hair preferably after you haven't bathed in a few days.
Permission is not always required. When your victim is not looking you can give them Chinese highlights as a sneak attack.
Permission is not always required. When your victim is not looking you can give them Chinese highlights as a sneak attack.
Girl #1: Hey, do you want some Chinese highlights? It will make your hair look amazing.
Girl #2: Okay, go for it.
Girl #1: -runs toes through girl's hair-
Girl #2: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Girl #2: Okay, go for it.
Girl #1: -runs toes through girl's hair-
Girl #2: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
by VanWyngardenlevosia July 08, 2011
by AussieJay May 23, 2007
The little mother fuckers who steal your stuff when you are not looking so that you have no hope of finding it again.
by LeBigestShrimp October 20, 2015
The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.
Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?
Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!
Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!
Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!
Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!
Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!
Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!
by Bigstik December 12, 2013
When a man rests each of his testicles on a supine woman's eyes and then 'hops' one testicle over her nose and into her mouth.
by ThreedeeM July 11, 2008
The Chinese Zodiac cycles divided into 12 parts
each labels at least the majority of those parts with names of animals, and each is widely associated with a culture of attributing influence of a person's relationship to the cycle.
each labels at least the majority of those parts with names of animals, and each is widely associated with a culture of attributing influence of a person's relationship to the cycle.
Person 1:Hey,you're a Tiger in the chinese zodiac,right?
Person 2:Yeah. What sign are you?
Person 3:I'm a Rabbit
Person 2:Yeah. What sign are you?
Person 3:I'm a Rabbit
by TheZodiacGirl June 01, 2010
When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.
by Rude Dude December 15, 2019