charab allah

Means shit on god(allah)
commonly used by non religious Iraqis.

when something does not work yell "CHARAB ALLAH".
there are variations too:
charab allah il kalb (shit on allah the dog)
charab allah shtaal (shit on a burnt allah)

by mahmoud yusef December 8, 2006

chairdance

To sit in a chair (preferably an office chair, but any will do in a pinch) and rythmically wave your arms and legs to a beat.

Whenever a catchy tune plays while I'm at my computer, I'm tempted to chairdance.

by erics September 5, 2006

Chair Lunch Dinner

The Complete Opposite of a Bed And Breakfast

Im gonna open a chain of chair lunch dinners right across from the bed and breakfasts just to fuck with the customers heads

by Alesana6969 October 13, 2008

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006

Folding Chair

A sexual position in which you penetrate your sexual partner from behind while he or she simultaneously stimulates your ball sack with his or her mouth.

Last night, she gave me a folding chair. I've never blown a load that fat in my life.

by Nicky Reps/Blakey Rangs. February 11, 2010

Grab A Chair

Grab a chair means that someone did something stupid or ridiculous so they need to grab a chair and sit their sorry ass down.

Ryan: Hey Nick, I've decided I'm turning gay.

Nick: Grab a chair.

by FloNation October 30, 2013

Chairdrobe

Throw in ya damn clothes in ya chair because your too lazy to put em up. If a chair ain't available, refer to a beddrobe or a floordrobe

This nigga has a messy ass chairdrobe

by Darkprime366 July 21, 2016