Burke catholic

You spelt “douche bag druggies with shitty cocain” wrong

burke Catholic sucks at all sports because they’re too drugged up

by Coonslayer69 December 29, 2017

catholic high

a D grade School with no decent computers

Man these computers suck penis

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

red bank catholic

HOME OF THE CASEYS - the sweetest high school in nj - by far the most interesting and entertaining too. no other high school has as much spirit and as much fun as us. no other highschool has the diversity in teachers and students personalities. it thrives on randomness, but lives on tradition. it connects faith, fun, education, and awesome people. you have to go there to understand it. class of '07 rules

random hs student, "school sucks"
red bank catholic student, "wish i could say the same"
random hs student, " what you mean, your school doesn't suck"
red bank cahtolic student, "well school is school, but rbc is awesome"

by rbc class of 07 August 25, 2006

catholic

a religeon were every thing is a sin, even taking a much needed shit.

Bobby: "God dammit mom, i gotta take a SHIT!!!"
Mother: "I'm sorry Bobby, but now that i got a new catholic boyfriend, everything is a sin"
Bobby: "Fuck that!, im goin in!!!"
Boyfriend: "You know your going straight to hell!"

by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

catholic girl

duerrs wet dream, as in a girl who is a practicing catholic

one who loves the catholic religion, aka good catholic girl

by mr baznick December 31, 2004

catholic church

religion that is supposdely ruled by love. In earlier times the catholic church did and still tries to instill fear into followerrs by basing their religion with fear of wrong doing punishable by going to hell once person is dead. (Hell is actually a Norse belief that catholics adopted from Norse religious beliefs of the after life. Merely changed to two l's on spelling and having a big dude in red pyjamas called satan to rule it instead of a half rotting non-mortal bitter woman called hel.)
Through the use of fear and piety of positions and dogmatic view of their religion, cathlics priests believe their religion to be the true church. (Yeah like i haven't heard that from about 50 other religions.)
Priests in modern times have been uncovered as child molesters and other despicable acts. The self righteousnees held by some catholics is digusting and all consuming, either way firm catholic or the ones that go on easter and christmas only, everything they say needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

V: Sodomy is a sin according to the catholic church.
C: well buggery to that, i'll do whatever the hell i feel like. DOesn't stop priests from bending little altar boys over.

by george/metalhed June 17, 2005

Catholic priest

A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.

"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."

by Bankai! November 19, 2020