While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."
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A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event where a guy takes four quarters of windowpane, gets spit-roasted by five or more different dudes, and is continually sucked off by several others, while being filmed on peoples' cell-phones. This often lasts for 8 - 12 hours.
Oh WOW! The other cadets in my pod gave me a Magic Carpet Ride last night, and I've been tasting and shitting cum all day!
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Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
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dude: We are gonna go carpet bag like crazy
bro: aw yea man lets go bag that shit
dude: we're the carpet bagger's tonight
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bro: aw yea man lets go bag that shit
dude: we're the carpet bagger's tonight
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