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The equivalent of crumbs in the bed

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.
Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth
by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022
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Wretchy-crumb

A wretchy-crumb is a word to describe an elite person who is absolutely class. However you can’t just become a wretchy-crumb, it has to be confirmed by one of the OG wretchy-crumbs.
Kiera and Ellie are such wretchy-crumbs.”
“Hi wretchy-crumb, how are you?”
by The butts December 18, 2020
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Crumbing

Someone not finishing a question but still asking it.
-Dude, @Cuptwost just tweeted "why do people"
-Yeah I know, she is crumbing again
by Bakanos May 27, 2021
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crumb-bum

Old American hobo slang, derogatory for a fellow hobo of really bad character.

The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.

When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.

-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!

-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
by Danmark July 9, 2023
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Crumb cockai

The act of crumbling up cookies, ejaculating all over the crumbs, and putting it on a girls face
Did you hear about Jessica
Yea Bryan crumb cockaied all over her face
by Crumb cockai June 7, 2024
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Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023
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Watermelon Crumbs

The last bits of watermelon left after scooping out or eating a slice. Just scrape the little bits out and you have a nice snack of watermelon crumbs to enjoy!!
Mom: (balling watermelon) Come get your watermelon crumbs
Kids: (grabbing bowl) WATERMELON CRUMBS!!
by DrownWithMe May 28, 2019
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