creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

creep crawler

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.

Hey man the fuckin Gary Busey is becoming quite the little creep crawler.

by C.C. Deville September 10, 2007

nap creep

(noun)

when a "nap" runs long and turns into "sleep"

I was cramming for a test, but I got really tired, so I took a nap. I meant to sleep for 20 minutes, but I woke up 5 hours later. Total nap creep!

by mike27113 January 22, 2011

concept creep

When definition of "what's harmful" is taken too far, so the societies become extremely coddled and lacking honest conversation

safe space is born because concept creep

by Sir. B November 4, 2021

Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019

Collar Creeping

When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.

Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.

by Curly Kangeroo July 15, 2011

Car Creeps

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.

Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."

by Clitty McClitus March 18, 2012