Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up
by benUlan November 06, 2009
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by bee_offical April 03, 2022
Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024