clutch

the point at which awesome can no longer describe what just happened; something unbelievably cool; Epic x10

"that was so clutch"

by southernbelle93 December 18, 2011

Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008

double dutch clutch

when two males jerk off on eachothers

i jerked off on jhons dick while at the sam time he jerked off at mine making this a double dutch clutch

by dj michalek December 13, 2009

Coffee Clutch

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".

(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.

by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

Clutch Shawty

An attractive lady essential to you. Never to be disrespected by you or let's anyone else disrespect her. No one can fill her shoes, wear her heels, nor take her place in your heart.

Girl: Who's that chick that's always had the number one spot on your Myspace page? Why she always there?

Boy: Whoa! That's my CLUTCH SHAWTY. She always will have a place in my heart. Doubt anyone is go replace her.

by jaeMillz October 22, 2009

clutch city

Clutch city is a nickname give to Houston, Texas by the NBA/ Houston Rockets after the 1994 playoffs where they had two consecutive 4th quarter leads.

Hey, did you see Harden clutch that three pointer last night?

Hell yeah! Clutch City man!

by shoony August 16, 2016

minty clinch

Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.

"Where's Warren the Filth tonight?"
"He's doing a Minty Clinch down in Resolven car-park.

by William Tickle-Tockle December 6, 2015