Do not click this unless you are 18

Reverse psychology to get people under 18 to click on something.

"Do not click this unless you are 18"
...
*Clicks 900 fucking times*
*Porn comes up*
*Clicks 9000 fucking times*

by DaveMachine September 15, 2007

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Do not click this unless you are 18

A technique that tempts you to click it and you get god-knows-what popups after you click it

*A hand with longer black finger nails points at text* Do not Click this Unless you are 18.

by Amos Nusheg October 25, 2007

clippit

Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.

Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter
Me: Go away
Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun
Me: No. Go away
Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...
Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!
Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...
Me: -breaks down in tears-

by The Four Pulses of the Apocalypse November 3, 2005

Clio

beautiful, smart, funny, loving and very friendly.

She's a Clio

by Desmondtutu1970 September 27, 2014

Cliche conflict resolution kevin

A person who attempts to resolve being bullied by trying to initiate a conference of bully, bullied, and a third party.

Don’t be a cliche conflict resolution Kevin. That’s worse than being an anonymous Andy.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019

Cliff bar

The opposite of a laxative

I sat on the toilet for 15 hours after eating a box of cliff bars

by H.A.G.T GAMING March 13, 2020