cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

cell

Cell the Doxxer/Extorter, a notorious figure in the online world, is infamous for their ability to uncover and exploit personal information, leveraging it for nefarious purposes. With a shadowy digital presence, Cell strikes fear into the hearts of many, demonstrating the dark side of our interconnected society.

Cell touches minors
@cry74 on telegram

by neeg April 14, 2024

8-Cell

A story where a man named Luke is trapped on a desolate alien planet. He finds this magical technological cube that turns into anything that it has blueprints for in its database. It can be weapons, vehicles, clothing, et cetera. He then uses this to fight off aliens and get to their towers and download more stuff throughout the way. At each tower he gets a big download for a piece to the spaceship blueprint or something else that is needed. When he finally collects all the spaceship blueprint parts it will turn into the spaceship and help him escape.

8-Cell was pretty cool game.
You ever watch 8-Cell?

by SackbotNinja03 November 5, 2021

sleeper cell dick

When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.

See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.

Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.

by Girthmiester February 27, 2025

Sleeper cell

When a based and red-pilled gamer has to control their power level, so that the unwashed masses don't start noticing anything.

SUSAN: Hey Mark, what do you think of BLM? They really help amplify the voices within marginalised communities, don't they?

MARK (Sleeper cell): Yes, love em!

by Buck Destroyer June 3, 2021

Cell Tell

another name for a cellular telephone

Has anyone seen my cell tell?

by Baxter Joe July 28, 2012