can of sorrow

Noun, Marine-speak for CS Gas/Tear Gas.
Damn, looks like its time for the Can of Sorrow. Or, "Hey PFC Jones, break out the Can of Sorrow!"
by A Young Gun - Omar Rosales October 09, 2006
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Can of Mace

A deadly weapon to be used in defense of a bengal tiger attack. Courtesy of Wayne's World 2
Del Preston: Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really.
by Saishou2 February 04, 2009
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can bunny

A person associated with a small group of people that migrate from one outdoor event to another collecting aluminum cans and other recyclables that can be sold to salvage and recycling plants for cash.
Dude, I was walking by the dumpster out back after the football game when a freaking can bunny jumped out of there and scared the crap out of me!
by Tim Stenson October 08, 2007
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sex in a can

A term used when describing something extremely hot (i.e. a turn on).
Holy shit, that guy is sex in a can!
by Dani September 03, 2004
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canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches
damn look at that canned ass
by zserh November 03, 2005
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garbage can

a slutty broad used as a recepticle by more than one guy at the same time.
do i really need an exaple?
by sick December 16, 2003
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Piss can

A Piss can is an individual who drinks alcohol excessively, usually at weekends, and sees this as the only way to spend free time. Piss can's are shallow individuals, with few (often no) hobbies and extremely shallow personalities. Piss can's also lack basic social interaction skills, often unable to hold good conversation or carry themselves well when sober and generally have poor personal hygiene without realising this. Naturally, piss can's struggle to hold down jobs, often staying in a position for 12-18 months best case scenario with an average stay per job of 6-9 months. Piss can's often look down their noses at more inteligent, confident, articulate or fun individuals who choose to live a more premium life without a heavy alcohol instake and piss can's describe such individuals as "boring".

Once piss can's turn 40 and fewer piss can's remain for them to reassure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.
"***** used to be a cool dude, now he's just a piss can"
"He wont be able to, he's a piss can"
"LET'S GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by (piss)canyoubelieveit January 09, 2013
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