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cock breakfast

like breakfast. only with cock
"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"
by kiwi42 November 16, 2011
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Egyptian Breakfast

When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.
Don’t fancy a Barnsley bacon butty, filled up on an Egyptian Breakfast this morning.
by Luke Oats January 13, 2018
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monkey's breakfast

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
by chucklemunch August 28, 2006
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Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast
by Jj9356 May 12, 2015
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Breakdance

A style of dancing that includes powermoves and some freezes from b-boying and other hip-hop moves that are copied from other people.

In 1980's, b-boying became popular and it was introduced as "breakdancing" in the news and stuff. Majority of the b-boys don't like that word and they prefer the original term, "breaking" or "b-boying".

Unlike b-boying, "breakdancing" doesn't require any music or beat. Sometimes, "breakdancers" will play random hip-hop music and they think they know what they are doing. Majority of these people can't dance freestyle and they will hesitate for long time unless they just do powermoves.
Wow! That guy can breakdance!
by 13333337 March 18, 2011
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Breckfast

Waking up to your ass being eaten; a surprise morning rim job
I was shocked to wake up to breckfast in bed but I wasn't disappointed
by Burgerboi69 August 24, 2018
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mexican breakfast wrap

After screwing someone, leaving a log of shit in their bed and splitting. (hopefully while they are in the shower or sleeping)
Todd left a huge Mexican Breakfast Wrap in my bed after this mornings sex session.
by Stacey MacLean April 13, 2008
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