Brad k

Gay boy who’s scared of fanny

Steve : I’ve had my knob deep in brad k

by Deepintheshitter0 March 26, 2022

Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."

"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."

by AH73 July 21, 2020

Brad Says

One of two cursed phrases used by any subordinate as an excuse or shield for taking the easiest possible option for themselves regardless of effect on others.

Brad says we have to say yes to anything they want you guys to do.

by SlappY34 August 22, 2023

BRAD

Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly

That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD

by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022

Brad

A FUCKING FUCKTARD WHO IS A BITCH ASS. EATS COCK 24/7 AND LOVES IT. FAVORITE ACTIVITY IS TO FUCK YOUR DAY UP. BTW HE HAS CLOSE TO NO DICK

THAT GUY HAS A BRAD PENIS.

by BBYVAISH May 5, 2020

French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.

If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.

by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021

Brad

Don’t let him near your schools or kids

Holy shit a brad. “We got a code red, lock down the school”

by Waltuh_man February 21, 2023