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The Brain Blaster

When you’re dressed as jimmy neutron while you fuck her and yell out “Brain blast!” when you finish
“I bet you want The Brain Blaster tonight
by JX10N June 30, 2025
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Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")
I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!
by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018
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Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.
Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
by stripez56 July 2, 2025
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Ghetto Blaster

A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M
“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.
by Cdn_Stoner_420_247 September 26, 2019
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sound blaster

a mug with a sound blaster in it an old sound blaster by creative labs
by Raqurm December 16, 2023
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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The sewage blaster

Definiton of The sewage blaster

"I came but the dirt blasted it away"

Cumming into a girl but she has Diarrhea,
And shoots feces and sperm at you
Defined
"Dude lets fuck just dont do The sewage blaster"
"Did you just blast sewage at me..?"
"The sewage blasted all over me..)
by ThoughtsOflobotomic June 2, 2024
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