Turd Blanket

Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.

Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!

by The Armorer June 19, 2010

beaver blanket

When a bitch is so fat her stomach hangs down to her pussy... beaver

"Hey did you see Steve's new girlfriend? That bitch has a huge beaver blanket... Beaver

by Minntex August 10, 2017

throwing the blanket

To throw shade, but the blanket is worse because it's dark under there.

Beyoncé was throwing the blanket with Lemonade.

"Damn bitch have you heard Beyoncé's new album?"

"Yup she threw that blanket over Jay Z like it was nothing!"

Or

"Damn did you see Danielle's eyebrows? Looks like someone doesn't know the difference between a tweezer and a razor."

"Damn bitch you threw that blanket!"

by gypsy.ami May 15, 2016

blanket party

The process of giving someone a beating who clearly deserves it by wrapping them forcibly in a blanket, carrying them outdoors and hitting them with clubs made from heavy objects in socks.

Full Metal Jacket

by ass butt August 27, 2003

corey's blanket

to shoot out so much sperm that it produces a blanket

He corey's blanket on her

by jrizzo May 3, 2005

horse blanket

A disturbing series of images posted to Facebook by a couple who shot a 30-year-old horse and posed with its insides

Guy A: Dude, have you heard of horse blanket?
Guy B: Ew! Those 2 are disgusting!
Guy A: What- OH GOD

by testaccounto 174o December 3, 2019

defensive blanket

A defensive strategy used in ice hockey by Western Conference teams to prevent an opposing team from proceeding through the neutral zone (the area between the blue lines) to force turnovers. Originally coined by CBC analysts, although this same tactic employed by Eastern Conference teams is known as The Trap.

The Canucks threw a defensive blanket over the Blackhawks and kept it there with a minimal number of breakdowns -- rarely venturing over their opponent's blue line.

by ron_jeremy May 10, 2009