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"He moves with the silky precision of a crab..."
"A large creature, usually seen scurrying towards a buffet at dusk..."
"He moves with the silky precision of a crab..."
"A large creature, usually seen scurrying towards a buffet at dusk..."
by Dr. Feelgood, head of baileyentology at Cambridge university June 18, 2008
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Get the bailadoras mug.To jump bail is to basically leave the state, country, or dissapear before your court date after you have posted bail. This means that you are stealing money from the person that has posted your bail. (A bail bondsmen) Normally you would be released from jail, then go to court. After your trial the bail bondsmen will have his money returned. This means that he has the right to track you down. You may even be accused of jumping bail before you even miss a court date. This is usually because you might be planning to leave or have already left. Once found after jumping bail, you will be thrown in jail until you appear in court, afterwhich the bail bondsmen will have his money returned; jumping over a hay bale.
John posted bail then fled the country to Mexico. What a flake! He totally jumped bail!; Look, Ryan just jumped the bail! He's the coolest!; to jump bail is really lame; to jump the bail is radical.
by KonkyDongs March 15, 2014
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Get the Bailando mug.A shyster, someone who aways trying to cheat or get over the system, A panhandler,junkie, or someone who uses their kids to get over the system. A convict who escape from jail dodging getting capture. A grown ass man who dodges responsilbilty. A niggah
A bailjumper is always on the corner begging because they to want to go get a damn job.
A bailjumper always find an excuse for doing dumb shit because he is not man enough to accept responsibility
A bailjumper always find an excuse for doing dumb shit because he is not man enough to accept responsibility
by A J Dunn January 9, 2008
Get the bailjumper mug.Bailie'd is a new sexual act, in which the sex is so amazing, the male will proceed to ball a fist, and punch the female in the breast with full force, while yelling through clenched teeth, "God that was awesome."
(Named after the drink.)
(Named after the drink.)
by Tinkimus April 22, 2009
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