Bender Sender

When a guy is too drunk to get a hard on but sends anyways.

Brad: Yo dude I'm a bender sender! My dick was bendy as fuck but I still sent it bro.

Bill: Cool Brad, thanks for telling me faggot.

Brad: Yea dude sender bender sender.

Bill: Shut the fuck up.

by Tyrone Jimbo April 19, 2018

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member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017

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turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.

That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.

by V.O. May 27, 2017

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bender

A person who does not know how to appropriately handle social situations, and tends to masturbate so furiously that their penis becomes somewhat "bent" to a particular direction.

"Hey man, did you see that bender over there?"
"Yeah, I have heard his cock is bent to the right! I think he may also be on the spectrum."

by agentsmith2181 June 3, 2017

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