beard burn

(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.

Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"

Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"

by allisonisreal January 11, 2010

Shavo beard

adj. The greatest goatee ever to grace God's green earth, created and worn by a Mr. Shavo Odadijan, the bassist for System of a Down. This term is used to describe either a person who wears this beard or the beard itself.

Look at that guys awesome Shavo Beard! - one System of a Down fan to another

Dude, that guy is one insane Shavo Beard. -
one badass to another

by #1 System Fan March 7, 2009

anal beard

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

craig david's beard

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.

"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"

by Russ David April 26, 2006

DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.

MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.

by BNEVILS August 24, 2008

Beardruff

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.

Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something

by veridis July 18, 2008

Bearded Urinal

Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?

Did you see the goatee on that Bearded Urinal? You could've shaved it with a razor!

by JRBesq January 8, 2009