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Rhianna Beard

Rhianna is one the sweetest people in the entire world. Any room she walks into lights up within seconds, she makes you see the silver lining in any situation. Rhianna is more concerned with others than she is with herself and makes sure that everyone is put before her needs. She will be right there whenever you need a hug or a laugh or someone to talk to. When she hurts there is no need for her to tell anyone because only the ones she keeps closest know her truth. Her coffee-coloured brown eyes are the door to her soul, one look and you're enticed, her smile is contagious and her whole personality and looks are just the best, unbeatable! When you find a Rhianna keep a hold of her, she is my rock and world. I don't know what I would have done without her and I am glad that we're still standing after all time. So go and find a Rhianna to complete your life.
Person #1: Who's your best friend?
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...

Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!
by KGhost03 June 2, 2019
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Playoff Beard

A gay man’s female best friend who recommends Netflix love movies after his buddies’ favorite hockey team is eliminated from playoff contention.
Maggie was being such a playoff beard by consoling our team’s loss by making Netflix resolutions.
by HockeyTim57 August 8, 2020
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Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.
"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair
by pman22 April 8, 2010
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Buccaneer's Beard

An unkempt lady's pubic region, not unlike a ragman's coat. Often features (but not limited to) flies, food crumbs and the odd dreadlock au natural. Normally registers a high Box Waft factor.
I knew it as soon as I noticed the hairy armpits; she had a fanny like a buccaneer's beard.
by The anal jester February 11, 2004
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Fag Beard

A feminine beard grown by bald males in Yucaipa. The beard starts at the earlobe and runs down the jawline. Similar to a happy trail in a gay parade, the beard attracts males of all shapes and sizes.
Bruce... How long did it take you to grow that fag beard?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?
by Moniqueka60 July 5, 2018
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Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
by Anonb August 2, 2013
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Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.
Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.
by Plattsperv January 2, 2012
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