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Give yourself an uppercut

When you say or do something quite ridiculous a friend should always be on hand to remind you of your mistake. Usually best said when someone has said something ill timed or embarrassing.
a) So mate, what's doing with your sister? Can I root her?

b) Deadset, give yourself an uppercut
by jango fett October 18, 2009
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keep yourself safe

It means to not do anything stupid and stay safe. It is definitely not an acronym for kys.
Ben: Get out of the road you asshole!
Dean: How about you keep yourself safe!
Ben: How 'bout you keep yourself safe!
by F__D__T 24/7 December 9, 2017
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Having yourself on toast

The person loves themselves that much, they are so up themselves that if they had a round of toast they would definitely spread themselves on it. They are loving themselves sick.
'look at her over there, she is definitely having herself on toast'

'you're having yourself on toast ain't ya'
by Dr Toast August 10, 2012
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Go Fix Yourself

Doing the messy and sometimes hard work on your emotional and physical health as a new strategy for taking care of yourself.
If you are stressed out and feel like you need a minute from all of the crazy in the world, take a step back, put your big girl pants on, and GO FIX YOURSELF.
by The Drew Barrymore Show November 2, 2020
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Keep Yourself Safe

Keep Yourself Safe typically means "kill yourself", as both words have the acronym KYS. Very useful for filtered chats as you can wish death upon someone without moderation being up your ass.
Ryan: "EZ LMAO UR DOGSHIT"

Kyle: "Keep Yourself Safe"
by BigBouncyKittys October 12, 2022
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Get a hold of yourself

Said to the one who is impatient, as a wish to the person to calm down.
- I can't wait until Santa comes!
(Bitch slap) - Get a hold of yourself! It's only September...
by Oli_SE November 25, 2010
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cut yourself a switch

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.
"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"
by Captain L January 13, 2008
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