Billy Barty

One who runs around with high energy and no real purpose. A hyperactive person.

A person who is being overly stimulated, over excited or out of control of their emotions to the point of it being obnoxious to those around them.

A person who is completely agro or out of control.

Tom: Yeah man! I can't wait to for the concert tonight, it'll be so awesome!, I can't wait, can't wait, can't wait!!

Carl: Dude, don't go getting all "Billy Barty" on my ass.

by Tsarith April 16, 2009

batters on deck

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."

Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."

by handle this February 20, 2010

Battenburg

A bizarre sexual practice found only in retirement homes. As nursing staff are generally unwilling to assist, participants must make imaginative use of the equipment in the disabled toilet.

TV researchers have dedicated a disproportionate amount of time to this activity, mysteriously without ever airing any of the results.

"Are you ready for a bit of Battenburg, Thora?"

"You're a filthy fucker Alan!"

"Yes I am, but that wasn't a 'no', was it..."

by Dr Filthperv October 4, 2012

party like Barty

To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.

When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.

by circushead August 4, 2006

batten down the hatches

Nautical: secure a boat's hatch-tarpaulins, esp. when rough weather is expected.

Figurative: prepare for a difficult time or crisis, trouble is coming.

Oh ohh, batten down the hatches, here comes the tax collector.

by uvu November 19, 2007

baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

the batter

that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying

no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."

by sici November 12, 2013