Guido Burrito 

noun: A self proclaimed Guido of Latin descent. Most common origin is the Southwest. Guido Burritos take part in normal Guido activities and live by the motto Gym, Tan, Laundry. Unlike their Italian counterparts, they are not typically as muscular. In the Guido Burrito culture it is also acceptable to use mass amounts of of hair spray, and wear a rosary solely in an attempt to be fashionable. Other Guido Burrito fashion consists of Affliction and TapouT apparel. Most common sightings occur at local bars and clubs throughout the southwest.

Look at that Guido Burrito over there. Actin' like he's straight out of Jersey. More like straight out of the barrio.

Guido Burrito by Profreshional Production November 24, 2010

Dry Burrito 

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.

The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!

Dry Burrito by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011

midtown burrito with extra sour cream

A dead hooker rapped up in a jizz encrusted carpet and taped up.

through her in the woods after giving her and midtown burrito with extra sour cream

midtown burrito with extra sour cream by Bheck70 July 15, 2011

minty burrito 

the minty burrito is where a girl is chewing peppermint gum and simultaneously giving a guy a blow job. She fits the gum over his dick and finishes him off , creating a cum/gum bubble. She continues to chew the gum.

Dude, I got Tracy to give me a minty burrito yesterday at the party.

Gnarly.

minty burrito by The_Scar_Master November 13, 2011

Regret burrito 

An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.

-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.

-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy

Regret burrito by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014

Beefy Burrito 

The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.

I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.

Beefy Burrito by Beef head bob May 3, 2018

Night burrito 

Sex with a Mexican ladyboy.

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight

Night burrito by Watahell September 29, 2018