The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
(all start chowing down)
Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"
Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"
Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."
Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."
Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the burger champmug. One of the loveliest tasty things in the whole world, as proved by scientists.
Originally invented for people who are too lazy/poor to buy both chocolate and a burger, and so the two are combined together. The chocolate burger has been proven to save people considerable minutes of time, so that they can spend them more effectively by watching TV, preparing another chocolate burger or just doing f**k all.
Originally invented for people who are too lazy/poor to buy both chocolate and a burger, and so the two are combined together. The chocolate burger has been proven to save people considerable minutes of time, so that they can spend them more effectively by watching TV, preparing another chocolate burger or just doing f**k all.
"Ack! I'm so hungry, but in 5 minutes I have to go prevent the world from imploding! I know, I'll have a chocolate burger, so I can eat more in less time - woohoo!"
by ChocolateBurgerGeneral August 31, 2007
Get the chocolate burgermug. by !^#w$% May 7, 2009
Get the Chunch Burgermug. A place where Pessidog ran away because his daddies ESPN and Bleacher Report reside here. He was spotted just yesterday farming against some KKK members in Dallas
"Where is pessidog, I've not seen him in Paris"
"Oh guess what, he went to scare and farm against the KKK members in the burger league"
"Oh, make sure to tell FIFA to give him his humble d'or and burger d'or or he'll wipe out Curaçao and retire"
"Oh guess what, he went to scare and farm against the KKK members in the burger league"
"Oh, make sure to tell FIFA to give him his humble d'or and burger d'or or he'll wipe out Curaçao and retire"
by honest pessidog fan August 8, 2023
Get the Burger leaguemug. by private and undisclosed September 9, 2005
Get the woolie burgermug. by CPrice May 18, 2006
Get the ass burgermug. A combination of a 99 cent junior cheese burger and 99 cent chicken nuggets with ranch from Wendy's.
First, you place the nuggets onto the cheeseburger.
Second, you cover the nuggets in ranch.
Lastly, enjoy a small piece of heaven in your hands
First, you place the nuggets onto the cheeseburger.
Second, you cover the nuggets in ranch.
Lastly, enjoy a small piece of heaven in your hands
by Colin Gasper September 1, 2008
Get the Crunk Burgermug.