Bra

Some people mistake bras as something that girls use to hold up their breast, but that is COMPLETELY wrong. They're obviously sling shots🙄

Son: Hey mom! Can you grab your bra out of the drawer please! I wanna use then with rocks
Mom: Um. What? Bras are to hold up my chest honey
Son: Um. No mom! Look it up! They're sling shots

by Yourm0m.com February 5, 2022

I’m cool bra

The other person is hesitant about doing something so you gaslight them saying “im cool bra” to save face and not feel rejected.

Yo come over to my place “says 1st guy

“ well I dunno cause you are kind of far” says 2nd guy .
“I’m cool bra” says 1st guy to save face and gaslight making it seem like he is changing his mind except the 2nd guy never wanted to go .

by LuiLifestyle April 4, 2022

Bra

The equivalent of a beard for a lesbian.

A girl who dates a guy to cover-up the fact that she’s a lesbian.

Did you see Katy. She’s definitely using her boyfriend as a bra.

by Foml December 30, 2020

Bra blob

A form of fat occurring from the backside of a bra due to how tight the bra is

My mom had big bra blob yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

Bra

Similar to a beard used by gay men, a bra is a female companion used by another to create the appearance of being a lesbian by being out on a date with someone of the same sex in order to deflect unwanted male attention.

“Hey girl, are you alone too? The creepers around seem persistent. Wanna be my bra?”

by McChauder March 7, 2021

fair bra Tanya

Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.

The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.

From The Maple Leaf Forever:

In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...

by bitchuck September 15, 2024

Bra Free Friday

Just like Free Boob Friday in 2014, Bra Free Friday is the day when ladies have the choice of going braless for the whole day while wearing a tight top to not only show off their awesome boob curves but also their perky nips. The purpose is to celebrate the upcoming weekend and to torture dudes all around all day long! Also, it is a pretty good day to do laundry.

Joe: What is happening today? Why are all the girls braless?
Bob: Don't you remember? It's Bra Free Friday!
Joe: Oh yeah! The best day of the week!

by CrazyKreed September 29, 2024