Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008

Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.

bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina

by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010

bloody cronie

When a woman bites the vein on a man's penis, causing him to squirt blood all over her face.

Todd: Dude i heard she gave him a bloody cronie!

Scott: Seriously man?!

Todd: Yea there was blood everywhere! It was hott...

by charjade April 24, 2010

Bloody-weenis

The act of having a bloody elbow.

Oh Mah Gosh! I gots a Bloody-weenis!

by Mind Powers February 23, 2010

Bloody Forrest

When a girl is giving a man a BJ, the man then continues to thrust the women, causing a the nose to bleed, or posssibly break. The blood then goes to the pubes, causing a "bloody forrest"

Jeff: Dude, what happen to her?
Josh: I gave her the bloody forrest.
Jeff: was it good?
Josh: oh yeahh

by didTHATjustHAPPEN November 26, 2010

Bloody iCatch

Playing iCatch with an iPhone or iTouch that has a cracked screen. Called this because 9 times out of 10 someone ends up getting a nice glass splinter from the screen. A lot of times the screen is cracked from playing regular iCatch in the past.

I just broke my iPhone screen, wanna play bloody iCatch?" "Hell no, i had to go the urgent care last time I played because of all the glass that got in my hand!

by Jlucas November 10, 2010

Bloody Golfer

A drink mixture made up of Mountain Dew and grenadine syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.

I'll have a Bloody Golfer, on the rocks.

by Tizz Mizzle January 14, 2008