Fag Beard

A feminine beard grown by bald males in Yucaipa. The beard starts at the earlobe and runs down the jawline. Similar to a happy trail in a gay parade, the beard attracts males of all shapes and sizes.

Bruce... How long did it take you to grow that fag beard?
Bruce... Why are you sending us a selfie of your fag beard while on vacation?

by Moniqueka60 July 5, 2018

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Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.

"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."

by Anonb August 2, 2013

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Liberty Beard

Liberty Beard (Adj.): When a member of the military doesn't shave on days off, or extended periods of leave or absence.

Guy 1: Hey, are you growing your Liberty beard out this weekend?
Guy 2: Bro I grow my liberty beard out every weekend.

by Liberty75 July 21, 2015

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freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.

Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.

by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017

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Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009

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