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Ballseed

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.
"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me tonight or what??!"
by anonymous January 24, 2023
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cyber balls

only having the balls to say something when your on the internet.

being anonymous on the internet can give someone "cyber balls"
she's not tough, she just has cyber balls.

he's a total bitch in real life but online he has massive cyber balls
by alwayshaley May 18, 2011
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fucking ballsack

A term commonly used to describe anger. And pain.
Definition 1
I'm confused...

Fucking ballsack so am I.

Definition 2

Dude he just fell

Ouch FUCKING BALLSACK I fell.
by FUKING BALLSACK August 23, 2011
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Rainy Ballsack

When your balls are so sweaty it starts dripping off.
"You have sweaty nuts"

"I know, I have a rainy ballsack"
by SurpriseButtSex123 January 1, 2012
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dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much
I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls
by ste w October 30, 2013
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Knifey balley

A game similar to "five finger fillet" but instead of using fingers the body part of choice is a set of testicles where a few participants lay there scrot sacks on a table and the last pair of balls to be penetrated wins.
Awh dude did you see that guy get messed up in a game of knifey balley?
by balleyRossey April 20, 2019
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fluxsys balls

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!
by flardy December 1, 2019
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