rear admiral (lower half)

Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in vaginal sex with the woman.

The long stream of discoloration on the carpet marked our repeated attempts at performing a rear admiral (lower half).

by gunfest_2008 February 23, 2009

REAR ADMIRAL

HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A PERSON WITH DIARRHEA OR COLITIS, IBS, OR OTHER SUCH MEDICAL CONDITION TO MAKE ANAL SEX WET AND MESSY WITH EXCREMENT

I WAS ABOUT TO BUNGHOLE HER WHEN SHE TURNED HER HEAD AND LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER, SHE ASKED ME "MY IBS IS ACTING UP, WILL THAT BE A PROBLEM?" I BATTENED DOWN THE HATCHES AND GOT READY FOR A REAR ADMIRAL.

by BENDOHVER August 23, 2016

Amir

Not a prince. Stole my girl. Amirs suck never get one. Not good at eating pussy

Amir:hi

Girl:😌😜
Me:😝😥

by Alice05 September 25, 2018

Amir

A loser who likes to eat da male booty with his friends and has a tic tac dike and is always on crack. Please pray for all the amirs out there.

Loiden: Bro stop eating male booty and smoking crack
Amir: NAWWWWW BRAAAAAAA
Big Shaq: You don know you neeed to stop dat ya
Amir: NAWWWWWWW BRAAAAAAA

by Bryh November 9, 2017

amiro

Slang for homosexual, bisexual, or any non-heterosexual states.

Hey brejon, that dude looks like an Amiro.

by Master PT November 27, 2007

Amir

A guy who seems very nice to the look but will turn around and steal your chickens, fuck your goat and blow up the World Trade Center in a blink of an eye.

Amir is gunna fuck us up

by Allah___911 April 27, 2019

Rear Admiral

Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral

I rear admiralled a girl last night whilst taking her from behind in the dining room

by jenm May 13, 2005