angstrant

A combination of angst and rant. A spontaneous outpouring of emotionally-charged sentiment.

Most commonly found in a blog posting or email.

Heather lamented the futility of life in her latest angstrant.

by Casey Muratori April 1, 2005

angsty-graph

a paragraph full of angst

Alice 's letters tended to include at least one paragraph about her lack of direction in life, but the angsty-graph in her last letter was practically overflowing with discontent.

by HarpHeavy March 25, 2007

angstrous

A combination of anxious and angsty. Feeling angsty about future events.

Whitney: "I'm so worried that my boyfriend might break up with me before prom."
Erin: "Whitney, you're being angstrous again."

by seanofthebread March 6, 2008

Angsty-Pants

In the same vein as Sad Pants, Angry Pants, Cranky Pants, et al. A person feeling & showing off their angst-ridden mood.

Benny told his friend on the phone, "I'm not up to going to the club tonight, really; Jennifer's been little miss Angsty-Pants since she lost her job last week."

by The Horn'd One August 18, 2011

angstipation

When you are so filled with angst that you can't let it out no matter how hard you strain.

Mary is suffering a severe case of angstipation.

by Eliosos September 10, 2013

Angsturbation.

A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.

Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."

Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.

by pumpkin soup February 5, 2015

angishore

A man too lazy to go fishing, an Irish term
Slang for lazy in general

That guy is such an Angishore

by Iwritedefintionsforfun November 21, 2017