Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.
Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.
by MuffCPA November 07, 2011
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anal lockdown

The thing that happens to a woman the day she gets married.
Carla used to let me give her rim-jobs and fuck her in the ass after a few mojitos. Ever since we got married she's been on anal lockdown.
by bmdbmdb January 14, 2014
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mexican anal

Well, what happens in Mexico.... stays in mexico? Anal sex and Tequila are all you need. After anal, pour a shot of tequila down the crevice of a beautiful ass and lick it. Who knew a "Mexican anal" was such a thing?
Last weekend my Babette and I were in Puerto San Carlos, Mexico and we had Mexican Anal
by Babettebear January 24, 2017
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anal slinky

a group of five or more males having sex on a staircase and the male at the top finishes on the male behind/below and so forth until the bottom of the stairs
oi fam me and my flatmates did anal slinky last night watch out the stairs are slippery
by ChuckMaster87 January 09, 2017
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Anal Wolf

Anal Wolf... To have the girl face down Ass up. Guy inserts his shaft in Women’s Ass. Then goes into the Superman flying pose. Then she wiggles her Ass as the guy wiggles his hips at the same time to turn the guy into a helicopter propeller as Air Wolf theme song is playing in background with machine gun and rocket launcher sound affects to get full effects.
Hey babe. How would you like to do some Anal Wolf tonight.
by Dr.Fuq February 17, 2020
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Anal Stick

A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges
Woman: I’m sooooo lonely

Man: Try an anal stick :)
by Gp24 April 28, 2020
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Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).
Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.
by Mr. Friend 2 September 27, 2009
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