Alyssa 

The most pathetic and childish girl you’ll ever meet in a life time. Acts like she’s so up when she’s nobody who only gets attention because of what when does with guys

Did you see Alyssa at last nights party
Who did Alyssa hook up with now

Alyssa by Draguta02 December 8, 2018

Alyssa 

Alyssa is an ugly person who hates when people call her beautiful. She has blonde hair and gray/blue eyes. She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is an introvert, but not as shy. If you ever meet an Alyssa... never let her go. She hates compliments and is friends with everyone. She doesn't understand why anyone likes her. No body wants to date her because she is ugly. She keeps real friends and has a few fake ones because she is too afraid to let them go. She doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings unless they bully others.

A:Alyssa is ugly

B: Yeah she is

Alyssa by Starr_fishh_ February 23, 2019

alyssa 

alyssa is very much o a bitch but can be nice and caring, she says thinks that she doesn`t mean. she will try and be there . but you probly should be friends with a alyssa and never let her go

*this is my exsprisnce please be friends with a alyssa they are pritty cool*

alyssa: i want to die

boy: please dont i need you here

girl:*walks past*

boy: never mind

alyssa by lovealyssa March 26, 2019

Alyssa 

A definite homo. Tries to fit in, but fails miserably every time. Bad at playing the bass. Big nose. Has probably been hung up on the same person for years.

"Ew. Why wont that Alyssa bih leave me alone?" asked Hailey
"Idk but she makes me wanna commit toaster-bath." replied Dylan.

Alyssa by listerine69 April 23, 2019

Alyssa 

Alyssa is a girl who is very nice and intelligent. Although she is very kind, she can get mad. Sometimes, Alyssa gets constipated. That’s how she has a small booty. #pleasedontrejectussmallbootygirls

Omg is that an Alyssa?! She has such A small booty!!

Alyssa by urbandictonaryqween June 10, 2019

Alyssa 

Party Pooper

Man that Alyssa sure did ruin our fun

Alyssa by The raccoon June 24, 2019

Alyssa 

Alyssa is a very nice and caring person and will always have your back, she is the kind of person that you would not want to lose so make sure that if you have an alyssa hold on to her and don’t let her go, her personality just lights up a room and she has boys falling head over heels for her.
The only boy that she will ever accept is an Eric so boys if your an Eric, Alyssa is the right person for you

Girl: I wanna be just like alyssa

Girl 2: same her beauty is the reason my self esteem level is at a low.

Eric: back of guys alyssa is mine

Alyssa by Khaezgirl May 10, 2019