Big dick AlbertBurdett

A boy who has a big cock, and peng girls want to suck on it

Do you see that big dick AlbertBurdett over there he has a big dick

by SLE.AB November 20, 2018

Survival the Albert the Killer

epic game where you get attacked by felipe

Person 1: so what did you do during that short break?
Person 2: I was bored so I played Survival the Albert the Killer on roblox

by boing February 10, 2021

Rust x Albert

Rust x Albert is a slash ship between Rust (Rust_010) and Albert (Flamingo)

“Rust x Albert for life” - random shipper

by Itzpl4y3r January 26, 2022

alberta emergency alert system

"Alberta emergency alert system"

A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late

TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"

Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"

by Lolbroccoli January 5, 2014

Albert Heijn

The greatest collection of random, ass-and-ass, prepackaged shit-tasting excuses and cancer inducing food products typically found in the greatest country of them all, the Netherlands. Go there, the Netherlands. Don't go to Albert Heijn, unless you want your ass cancered.

Well fuck me right in the asshole or let's go to Albert Heijn, aint no choice there bubba!

by Diffa August 21, 2017

albertan

n. Proudly ill-informed redneck willing to blindly ignore science while the bodies pile up

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Masks don’t never work; it’s in the bible. A true albertan would know that.

by gnostic3 May 4, 2021

Fat Albert

1. a C-130T airplane

2. a strain of cannabis

(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)

How did he got to ride Fat Albert.

by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2008