Adam

Retarded

"Adam is retarded"

by Partytimejew October 4, 2018

adam

the one man to outweigh lizzo. He need 50 big macs just for a snack. he need 30 helicopters to just move a foot
and if god forbid moves himself he creates a 9.0 earthquake he can feel because of all the fat. He's so dumb that he brought a knife to school and showed it to a principal. and stole over 300 dollars from a teacher. he is a dumbass fatass piece of shit

have you seen adam "who cant see that fatass"

by alsdjflaksjdfklasd January 17, 2020

Adam

Hes a guy who isnt very smart. They are always procrastinating all the time.

Dont be a Adam and do your work.

by yeye cool guy November 30, 2019

Adam

A man with HUGE nostrils.

"Hey Adam, hows your luck with the ladies?"

"Not very good, my nostrils ruin it all.

by sexytoelover69 May 4, 2020

Adam

Literally the sexiest man in existence that fucks Ben very hard in a hot orgy. He also puts bro’s before hoes

Adam has wild sex with Ben all night long

by Cowmaster69 July 1, 2020

Adam

Good friend. Sometimes annoying but he's cool. He has clown hair.

If you shaved Adam's hair you could make a clown wig

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 17, 2018

Adam

A cute male who is kind of aggressive but will always be there for you. Adams' are usually very brotherly but it wouldn't be too weird to date him. They care about you but have a strange way of showing it sometimes. You might think they don't like you but they are actually just to scared to show that they love you. If you have a crush on an Adam chances are he likes you too so don't wait until he's taken to tell him.

Person 1: I really like that guy but I don't know how to say it...
Person 2: Is he an Adam?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Then just go for it! I'll bet he freakin likes you!

by Helper.bud April 19, 2019