appt

Appt. Is the abbreviation for "appointment".

One of the many shortened words used in text speech.

person 1: hey dud watsup
person 2: notin much I got a denist appt. @ 4.
person 1: dud it's 4:15 rite now
person 2: OH $#!% I 4got abot sprig 4ward! gtg!

Person 1: ha ha ok good luck

by IQuarent April 1, 2011

apple fanboy

An apple fanboy is someone who has caught a common disease in which they praise Apple products and criticize everything else. The sickness is usually caught after the victim sees too many Apple TV advertisements, and buys into Apple's marketing strategy. The Apple fans will usually line up for hours, even days in extreme cases, to be one of the first to get their hands on a new, outrageously overpriced Apple product, which features technology that has been on the market on other handsets for months, if not years. Apple fanboys also support Apple in its constant legal disputes with rivaling companies, especially Samsung. Apple fanboys are convinced that every smartphone in existence is a copy of their precious iPhone, which has struggled to change over half a decade. The infected fanboys also try desperately to make up reasons why their "perfect" Apple products are so much better than other devices, particularly Android devices, to no avail. Unfortunately, it is a rare occurence to see an Apple fanboy fight off the sickness and give any other products a chance.

Apple fanboy: Why is the power button on your Samsung on the side of the phone?

Regular person: Since the screen is bigger, it's easier to just press on the side instead of having to reach for the top of the phone.

Apple fanboy: (Struggling) Well... you Samsung owners are just lazy and need to get off your fat asses and reach for the top of the phone.

by Your pseudonymmmm April 1, 2013

Appict

One who downloads every app on the app store

Anybody with over 5 pages of apps that they dont use is an Appict

by Appict69 July 6, 2009

Apps-tinence

When a couple's sex life ends because one or more members has just gotten an iPhone.

I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.

by mj19852012 January 17, 2012

AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's

"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."

by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016

Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.

Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce

by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is a spring water sourced deep in the Appalachian Mountains of Georgia. Owner And Founder Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle has so many people excited to drink water and recycle. There has never been a water brand to break through the beverage industry with so many people jumping behind the brand in It's early stage. Thuggizzle has proven why Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water will be available in all stores soon.

Did you know that you can buy Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water At 7-Eleven?

by God is everything May 14, 2022