hog leg

the biggest fucking joint you have ever fucking seen

dude...that's a fucking hog leg...there is no fucking way we will ever be able to smoke that fat ass spliff!

by spliff master June 9, 2003

Sticky leg

During sexual intercourse, one has no protection and therefore has to exit and finish around the inner thigh of the girl.

seedie was uncertain so went for a sticky leg

by tsverso October 4, 2010

spider legs

The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.

Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!

(She chats with receptionist)

She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"

Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"

She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "

Both: "eeewwwwww"

by Jasminenz January 9, 2009

Dirt leg

A woman who is the lowest form dope whore one can become. One who will sell, trade, or give away any hole to acquire more dope .

Dalena is such a dirt leg she just let him use her for a cum dumpster.

by His dork July 10, 2020

Hippo Legs

When a girl has some big ol fatty legs. They often have cellulite on them.

"Damn girl, you got some hippo legs!!!"

by Stevelikesbeave February 23, 2010

joe leg

To not keep your promise
to bullshit someone
leave someone hangin

"she said she was gonna pick me up hrs ago, I guess she shot me a joe leg"

by tiffany james December 15, 2008

Leg footsies

When a friend or person of affection
Wraps his/her legs around your own in a flirty manner
While he/she rubbs your legs with their own to turn you on.
In a heterosexual relationship the guy usually begins the leg footsies as an act of cute flirtation.

Erica: "omg Ian and I made out yesterday for like 2 hours it was amazing"
Meaghan: "what the hell!?!?!! How did he manage to get u to do that?"
Erica: "oh! Well i think it was the leg footsies we were playing before" "what a turn on!"
Meaghan: "wow i should try that sometime!"

by ASovietCanadian June 8, 2011