When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009
Get the Clammer Hammermug. Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
Get the Hormel Hammermug. "That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
Get the hammer tankedmug. A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014
Get the Drop a Hammermug. by Drchoco September 6, 2017
Get the hammer drillmug. When a male masturbates with one arm more than the other causing it to be muscularly bigger than the other one.
Guy 1: "Yo whys your one arm so big son?"
Guy 2: "Ahh i got Hammer arm, i jackoff with my dominate arm more then the other one so it's just uneven."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you needa switch it up a bit man."
Guy 2: "Ahh i got Hammer arm, i jackoff with my dominate arm more then the other one so it's just uneven."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you needa switch it up a bit man."
by killerseemroe January 7, 2012
Get the Hammer armmug. by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010
Get the Sand Hammermug.