Day Shift Hero

Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.

Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.

by Corporal America March 22, 2020

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shift mind imprint

unlock undesirable or unwanted mind control

i realized my thoughts were being manipulated;they were truly not my own ;i was being imprinted ,and i conciously needed to shift mind imprint, to another level where i was in control

by kjzhirah April 1, 2015

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Control Shift QQ

Crossing off all tabs

If you Ctrl Shift QQ your boss computer,he'll fire you and you will say hahahahahahahaha
If he Ctrl Shift QQ your computer,he'll say that control , shift and q are too close together and you will say shift.

Hahahaha Control Shift QQ your computer

by Aurelius Tan is a f w/ no face February 3, 2018

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Stick Shift Mood

Your mood takes a jurrastic change from happy to the next minute depressed.

Kinda like alot of teenage women now a day's.

(hence how a stick shift in a car changes every couple of seconds, well this is the same thing, but with your mood)

"Jane is in quite a stick shift mood, one minute depressed and the following she seems to be frolicking with excitement."

"Yeah dude, what a fuckin' weird-o!"

by Sadowha May 21, 2009

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Split Shift Special

A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.

I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.

What is a split shift special?

When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.

by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018

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