Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.
You: You remember Sean Wong?
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*
by Knee_Ghar69 March 28, 2022
noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.
by Oak1eyman June 04, 2004
Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."
by Gachunt March 11, 2012
Isaac wong is shortnapping me help short nap means getting kidnapped when u are short and the kidnapper is tall
by sebastian wong seabass September 25, 2023
When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.
(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)
I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.
(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)
I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.
(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.
by TommyhawkTyler November 07, 2016
Shorts that ride up and define all the curvature and crevices of a girls ass when she sits in the frog position.
by iiifrediii July 08, 2013