Lil Rob

A Lil Rob is generally a prick and disliked by everyone, almost as unliked as diahrea or a certain Lee Purcell
Your such a Lil Rob
by Lee purcell December 05, 2019
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Rob dog

Rob dog is something of a sort. He’s a floppy eared fuck that gawks at you in the civic walk.
“Rob dog is a queer cunt
by Eye January 31, 2021
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the Rob Janob

It is when a male LICKS (not likes) the butthole of another male.
God bobby...your Rob Janob was fantastic
by Vinny C August 07, 2003
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Rob ole Buddy

The act of swallowing a steamy wad of man gravy, freshly farmed from the meatus of your intellectual superior in the hopes that his semen will somehow impregnate your brain with some tiny resemblance of intelligence but at the end of the day all you have to show for it is a poostache full of spunk and not one ounce of dignity.
Junior: "Hey, Rob ole Buddy! How do you spell laid the fuck off?"

Rob ole Buddy: "Junior, if you call me one more time with these dumbass questions, I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to whistle through your hemorrhoids!"
by TheThunderFromDownUnder May 28, 2016
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Rob Fugate

a ridiculous fuckface biaaa who destroys every and any object he (or she) comes across from the second you hand him (or her) alcohol of any sort up until the moment he/she goes to sleep. (after being read bedtime stories, of course, otherwise he'll/she'll stay up for weeks on end.)

to fail times infinity. (nonstop fail)

when you can't spell to save your life.

A roofie lover. Loves to indulge in the fine art of slipping roofies into unsuspecting victims drinks. Half the time he/she will roofie him/herself "just because". You never really know.

when you honestly can't figure out if the being you are looking at is in fact a male or a female. (see also Lady Gaga and hipster)
Example one:

Person 1 - "oh man, what a FAILHHH!"

Person 2 - "naw dude, that wasn't just a fail, that was a classic Rob Fugate."

Person 1 - "Ohhhh Maaaahhh Gawwwsh! s0Oo0O0OoOo true, seeing as that is the fail of all fails and all!"

Example two:

Person 1 - "WAOOOOOOOW, biaa can't spell her own name correctly."

Person 2 - "I swear to god, she is such a Rob Fugate when it comes to spelling."

Person 1 - "She even spells the word cork "QUARK", no joke."

Person 2 - "Quark, why, that is design and programming software! seriously, errrrbody knows that!"

Person 1 - "ovbzzz"
by Gribbz December 31, 2010
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Broccoli Rob

A general paesana of interest, regarded as one of the founding fathers of the not so democratic republic of congo.
Hails from an Spanish/Italian family and is survived by his liquid based sister kit-kat, who is one of the worlds foremost experts in aerospace engineering. His ancestry is questionable at best, and his childhood is shrouded in mystery. Some believe him to be descended from a long line of peasants. Some believe he has a life sized golden beluga whale statue on his roof gazebo, but needless to say, his garden could use improvement. One indisputible fact the CIA has been able to uncover is his inherent yiddishness, which causes him to sit in the synagogue all fucking day, staring straight ahead, and not saying a fucking word until the sun rises on the sabbath. He calls it Yom Kippur Another interesting fact is the big long hairs on top of his head, which he feeds indirectly into the running fanbelt. When the echo of a distant time comes willowing across the sand, broccoli rob is overpowered by an unrelenting force, directly. I always said he'd come to no good in the end, your honor. If they had let me have my way i would have flayed him into shape, but my hands were tied, and the bleeding hearts of artists allowed him to get away with murder, and I would be delighted to hammer him into the ground today.
Broccoli Rob's car suffers from an acute case of inaccurate Judaism.
by ellsworthtoohey August 03, 2012
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Rob Braxman Tech

An Asian guy, who is the literal definition of a scam artist.
Person 1: Man, I love this tech YouTuber
Person 2: Oh you mean Tech Steve?
Person 1: No, Rob Braxman Tech
Person 2: The scam artist?
Person 1: uhhhh, I mean Tech Steve!
Person 2: Person 3, execute this traitor for the greater good of humanity
Person 3: Yes, sir
by Johnthan. August 17, 2021
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