canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"
Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"
Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
by maks October 14, 2004
The United Nations (UN) is an intergovernmental organization tasked to promote international cooperation and to create and maintain international order. A replacement for the ineffective League of Nations, the organization was established on 24 October 1945 after World War II in order to prevent another such conflict.
by Etch Jackson January 02, 2018
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1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
1) On pace to be the WORST team in major league baseball. Even worse than those sucky Detroit Tigers who in 2003, went 43-119, a winning percentage of .265. They are dead last in every major offensive category and what the hell, probably defensive too! They are pretty much the biggest waste of talent in the world. No wonder Strasburg doesn't sign...
Friend 1: Holy shit the Cubs are on a 4 game win streak!!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!
Friend 2: Well no shit! They played a 4 game series against the Washington Nationals! CHILL YOUR BONER!
by Legends of Suck July 29, 2009
Senator Paschal Mooney: "... I prefer to go to a local taxi driver rather than somebody who is obviously a non-national."
source: Irish Senate January 23rd 2013 (Taxi driver legislation debate)
source: Irish Senate January 23rd 2013 (Taxi driver legislation debate)
by dirtylaugh January 24, 2013
A country with a high proportion of lonely single men or pubescent teenagers who cannot find women to fulfill their sexual desires, so they resort to extreme masturbation to cope with the anxiety and depression associated with the loneliness. For example, the UK is full of wankers, so it could be considered a masturbation nation. Who knows though there is no official organisation responsible for naming a masturbation nation.
Hey Junaid, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. Don't worry you are part of the masturbation nation now, we will take good care of you
by Juna358 April 07, 2019
A twitter nation that has released their 2nd fancam CHUN-LI, consists of Reputation stans, Lover stans, Red stans, Speak Now stans and more! Created on the 2nd week of September. Including celebrities like rising stars @7harrypottah7 and @thealbumera and @blindingrepp!
‘ZachImpostor Nation is one of the best twitter nations out there” - PopBase
‘ZachImpostor Nation, one of the rising nations of Twitter Swiffer history” - The Swiffer Society
‘ZachImpostor Nation, one of the rising nations of Twitter Swiffer history” - The Swiffer Society
by ZachImpostor Nation Editor October 11, 2020
An Ideology that advocates the complete and brutal abolition of the state after it no longer serves the interest of the ethnic majority of said state.
It is described by most nationalists as a tool to gain a nationalist state, similar to how marxists describes socialism as a tool to achieve communism. It can be seen as the nationalist version of the marxist concept of the 'Proletarian Revolution'.
Many independent movements in the past have been anarcho-nationalists as during the nationalist uprisings they had little communications and command structure/hierarchy.
Similar to the chinese political concept of the 'Mandate of Heaven.
A famous proponent of anarcho-nationalism is James Mason with his collective writings published in the book 'SIEGE'.
It is described by most nationalists as a tool to gain a nationalist state, similar to how marxists describes socialism as a tool to achieve communism. It can be seen as the nationalist version of the marxist concept of the 'Proletarian Revolution'.
Many independent movements in the past have been anarcho-nationalists as during the nationalist uprisings they had little communications and command structure/hierarchy.
Similar to the chinese political concept of the 'Mandate of Heaven.
A famous proponent of anarcho-nationalism is James Mason with his collective writings published in the book 'SIEGE'.
Anarcho-nationalism isn't real! Hurr Durr!
by James N. Mason June 14, 2020