Major

Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss

look at that kid he's such a Major

by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017

reilly major

Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.

Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.

by vaseline2020 December 29, 2018

Drum Major

That one senior that at least 4 kids have dated and at least 1 freshman has a crush on.
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases

Band directors personal servant

The Drum Major was made to grab something the band director couldn’t get

by ✨Lime✨ September 7, 2021

major simp

millie kinson

millie kinson is a major simp

by milliiekinsonisasimp September 30, 2020

jay major

Northern Irish slang for when someone is 17 going with a 12 year old,normally from lurgan or larne

"just picked up a 12 year old"

"Mate stop being a Jay Major"

by Dudley Oneill August 12, 2024

Thats Major

When you finally get up off your ass, quit your illegal thug ways, get a job like everyone else in this world, and decide to continue living a normal working class life.

You wanna help me get from A to B for a few dollars and alotta risk? Hell no!! I'm going to my normal 9-5. You must not have did 10 months in Lil Vegas-Thats Major!

by EricReese December 16, 2018

Major Rager

An extraordinarily huge erection
A massive turn on

Wow, when I saw that woman at the beach in a bikini, she gave me a Major Rager !

by Gar Goyle June 29, 2024