Johnny Quaser

Niche Internet micro celebrity / part time twitter reply guy… affiliated with Twitch and Bakagang

Johnny quaser is kinda funny

by Twitter ooc dickridin July 19, 2022

Ethiopian Johnny

The act of “going blackface” with someone’s, or one’s own feces.

“Oh boy, how I love a good Ethiopian Johnny in the morning!”

“Dude, I can the smell that that chick got an Ethiopian Johnny last night from here!”

by Butter_Mage January 26, 2023

The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that

Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”

by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

Johnny Cubicle

A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.

"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".

by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018

Johnny Blake

Another name for retard

That guys a Johnny Blake

by Jlr21 February 12, 2017

johnny pocket

British slang for the trouser coin pocket

I had the paper clip in the Johnny pocket of my jeans

by Stiffo900 April 28, 2016

lil johnny

New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.

yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!

by katsukid October 26, 2019