hamster life

When you're a basic girl and you don't shower on the reg and try to cover it up with dry shampoo. #Hamsterlife

Ugh this hamster life of mine

by Basiccccccccc November 28, 2016

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oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.

any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster

by Get Rick rolled January 02, 2021

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Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine

This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster

by cookiegirl89089 December 02, 2021

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feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

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After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.

by C. Kret July 13, 2008

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hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH March 14, 2018

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