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Flat pedals

The type of pedal used by inferior cyclists that think there cool but in reality are much slower and are afraid of being attached to their bike because they suck
"Flat pedals win medals"
"make sure you never ask me to ride with you again"
by Supreme Boi February 6, 2017
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huck to flat

Jumping or dropping to flat with a hard landing. Normally it’s a big jump or drop and your suspension bottoms out.
That huck to flat hurt my ankle.
by fysvio[jkhk September 4, 2020
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Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.
Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.
by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017
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Flat 7

A flat 7 is essentially the crack den of the University of South wales halls of residence.

Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.

Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.

Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.

Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.

Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.

Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪

Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
Everyone in life is a member of flat 7, which person are you??
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020
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Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner
"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"
by M-Chanzo September 3, 2022
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I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".
by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022
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Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".
"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"
by Iron Egg November 23, 2021
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